This is why I don't make friends

Don't become friends with me expecting me to be your pet.
Don't become friends with me expecting to control me.
Don't become friends with me expecting me to cater to your every need.
Don't become friends with me expecting me to spill all my secrets.
Don't become friends with me expecting me to hate everyone you hate.
To like everyone you like.
Don't become friends with me expecting me to spend every second of everyday with you.

You don't make friends by expecting. You make friends by accepting.