"That's so mainstream now."
"#vsco"
"Is that organic?"
"What? I'm not a hipster."
"That's so vintage"
"Starbucks is life"
"Who uses insta filters? I use vintique."
"Oh you wouldn't know them, they're pretty new."
"Thanks, I wove this scarf myself."
"I ground my own beans for coffee."
"Plaid is rad"
"It's like a mix between like Weezer, Billy Joel, and a chainsaw."
*I'm not trying to make fun of hipsters. They're cool. I have even found myself saying some of this stuff, so don't get offended, ya weenies.
This was too great.
ReplyDelete"It's like a mix between like Weezer, Billy Joel, and a chainsaw." The thought of what this would sound like is too good. The chainsaw especially.
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